Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020

arsenal

the first English team ever to field a starting XI featuring no English players.

Reporter: Why won't you play English players?
Arsene Wenger: Je ne sais pas.

by Jit February 17, 2005

Arsenal

aka: The Invincibles
First team to go a whole premiership season unbeaten,
enough said.

what a thoroughly entertaining arsenal match that was

by Lew_W December 28, 2005

arsenal

An English football team located in Highbury, moved from the Woolwich arsenal, hence the name. They are the first English football club to go an entire season without losing a game. During the seventies they were know as 'the boring arsenal', due to their highly defensive style of play, but now play attacking, entertaining football, and pass better than any other English team.

Can you pass like the Arse? Arsenal are THE OFFICIAL untouchables.

by t-mass August 15, 2006

arsenaling

Leading till the end and slipping up at the last moment.

They're arsenaling this season.

by Futpro August 16, 2016

Arsenal

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.

"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

Arsenal

This term is used to describe something so frustrating, distressing and baffling, you've gone past the point of caring for it.

For example, "my girlfriend cheated on me with my step father, the situation was very arsenal", or "I lost 4 million on gambling and ran my dog over on the way home, yesterday was extremely arsenal".

by The Plug_Financial management June 21, 2020