Arken's Law

Very similiar to Godwin's law. The difference being that, while Godwin's law dictates that a thread on a forum or Usenet is finished when Hitler or the Nazi's are invoked, Arken's law says that a discussion is over when present society is compared to Orwell's Oceania in the book 1984.

Poster 1: America is just like 1984...remember, Big Brother is Watching

Poster 2: By Arken's law, this discussion is over and you are a moron.

by ex-xian October 30, 2004

Arkenstone

The jewel of highest value to the dwarves of Middle-earth. In J.R.R Tolkien's "The Hobbit", the Arkenstone was found by Bilbo Baggins and he took it and traded it to the men near Erebor. In doing so, he incurred the wrath of Thorin and his dwarves, who nearly took Bilbo's head off. Also called the "Mountain's Heart."

"Man, that jewel is almost as beautiful as the Arkenstone!"

by Tar-Palantír August 16, 2011

arkeen

Arkeen is really kind,helpful and the most understanding person you will ever meet,he is very kind to others and loyal to them which makes them feel that they have a bestfriend that cares about them

arkeen is helpful and likes to talk and interact with people ouuuu he thick thoooo;))))

by Yolo3456 April 8, 2018

ArkenDaddy

A being who possesses god like abilities and whom cannot be challenged by any mortals

He is possesses ArkenDaddy powers.

by Lord ArkenDaddy July 28, 2019

Arkensaw

this is how the state Arkansas should be spelled. Its fucking ridiculous

Person 1 "Its spelled Arkensaw!"
Person 2 "actually its spelled Arkansas"
Person 3 "are you fucking stupid?"

by alex the word definer November 18, 2020

Arkensas Ear Clean

Stroking your penis until reaching climax, than shoving it into the girls ear just as you cum. For full potency, you must cum so that the semen flies in from one ear, right through the brain, and straight out the other ear.

Last night was so satisfying! We were just planning on having regular ol' sex, but I decided she should get her ears cleaned at the same time. So I gave her a good ol' Arkensas Ear Clean.

by Tamizzle June 7, 2007

arkenbout

A very small penis usually sucked on by animals.
Beware of arkenbouts they are usually cheesy and smelly!

"I went down there and holy shit it was so ARKENBOUT I spewed"

"That gay guy is such an ARKENBOUT"

by John_john July 13, 2014