Noah's Ark

When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.

I went to preform the Noah's Ark but the zoo would not let me in.

by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010

Noah's Ark

Taking 2 shots of every kind of booze from the host's liquor cabinet so that they don't notice any is missing. Smells like death and tastes like it smells. Generally followed by a great flood of vomit or a great time.

"Dude i thought you ran out of booze an hour a go."
"No man, me and the boys pulled a Noah's Ark."

by DaHooch December 16, 2011

Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.

16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark

by Jimmy McCarthy' January 13, 2009

Noah's Ark

A fat slut

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"

by orlo January 31, 2009

3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

noah's ark

australian slang for shark

i saw a big noah's ark at the beach the other day!

by Stoner2 November 13, 2007

noah's ark

In the card game 'phase 10' noah's ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. Especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.

I am dealt two 1's, two 4's, two 8's, two 10's, an 11 and a 12, so i bitch thusly: "damnit, noah's ark again!"

by boobavon September 9, 2008