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Merk Ardvark

merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.
Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!
by Mr. Costigeen April 16, 2005
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ardvark

woww.ur ardvark is loose!!
by dhgajlghfkj;gf. March 6, 2011
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Ardvarking

1: The art of eating or drinking through the nose. (The most popularly used definition).

2: The art of eating inects with your tongue as a grabber of the insects. Most likely associated with ants and small insects.
1: "OMG, you missed it! Leah was ardvarking last night, and she ardvarked three whole shrimp AND a package of root beer!'

2: "Ew, that guy over there is ardvarking... and in a public place..."
by NaihleenSyphon April 4, 2012
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Ardbark

Same as idiot but not as offensive to the ear!
These bunch of ardbarks are getting on my nerves!
by Jake from state May 10, 2016
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ardvark04

A huge anti-virgan who goes into a club without anyone and walks out with a 10 year old
Man i just Ardvark04 today
by The coll man ;0 October 21, 2020
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Ardvarking

The exit code word that you give when you're on a bad date.
I went on a date last night, it wasn't going well so I had to tell him I was ardvarking out!
by JessRae414 October 28, 2020
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ardvark

ardvark can i feel its nose
by big Zebop November 13, 2020
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