aiden's dick

A huge thing that slithers.

Woah, that's as big as Aiden's dick!

by GiveMeAHoliday October 18, 2018

ayden’s dick

giant dick, feels perfect inside you

ayden’s dick feels so nice

by aydensnaughtygurl March 7, 2022

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.

by NotBubble November 7, 2020

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.

“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”

by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025

Arden Middle School

A school that is full of thots and blockheads. The hallways are small as fuck and half of the dam lockers are older then Rome there was also dip shits that thought they could beat the fuck out of someone even though they couldn’t even go a day without fucking starbucks.

I remember going to Arden Middle School they got a complaint from mcdonalds for kids acting like a bunch of crack heads

by iLiK30 September 26, 2018