Amazon Prime

The Amazon Prime, often shortened to just "the Prime", is the supreme leader of the Capitalist Republic of Amazon. The name "Amazon Prime" originated as a subscription service that rewarded people who bought it with perks such as a streaming service and free shipping, but once Amazon seized control of the United States during the First Brand War (2037-2040), the subscription service became mandatory for all citizens, so the name "Amazon Prime" was repurposed for the leader of Amazon. The current Prime is Jeff Bezos IV.

Bezos III was a better Amazon Prime than Bezos IV imo. Bezos III introduced same hour delivery and legalized interspecial marriage, all Bezos IV did was drag us into war with Alibaba and Tencent.

GLORY TO THE REPUBLIC, HEIL TO THE PRIME, AMAZON UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

by furryraper69 July 7, 2019

amazon rank

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”

Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”

by wtfsushi April 12, 2009

arezoo

Arezoo is a fun gorgeous person who is one of a kind. she is humorous and funny. She is sexy but doesn't look like a s***. she is an amazing friend and loves to love. She is a weird and crazy person. Her name means wish and everyone wishes to be her. Everyone likes her because she is so caring and trustworthy .

Arezoo is an amazing friend. She is nice to everyone and is so beautiful.

by arina_com December 14, 2013

Arzoo

Arzoo is a beautiful,hard-working girl who deserves the world. You'd be very lucky to meet her and should hold onto her. She is the perfect best friend and has a talent that other people very often compliment her for like singing. She does not wear makeup to school much and is very pretty anyway. She shows what a true friend is. Sometimes she can get annoyed when other people try to act in charge around her. However Arzoo will always be there for a friend who is worth it and support them. Sometimes she can doubt herself and feels depressed it always gets back up and is an inspiration to so many. She is quite insecure about herself sometimes but has the talent to outshine others. Arzoo is like treasure and you should treat her like that and never forget how she came into your life as a blessing.

"That girl is really good at singing and is so pretty"

"She is Arzoo"

by Namesrhere June 20, 2018

amazon rank

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”

Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”

by *bok April 12, 2009

I'll see you down at Arizona Bay

A reference to Bill Hick's vision/hopes of California breaking off in an earthquake leaving a Arizona to have a bay. Used in a Tool song in the same reference and context

I'll See you down at Arizona Bay, sucker

by Paddy313 March 20, 2009

Arizonan Treatment

The act of taking a sample of cactus and inserting into your anus and clenching your ass cheeks. In result, it makes many different holes so more air flow through the anus so your anus is stretchier and can be more versatile during anal sex/play.

Rob: Word on street says you had an Arizonan Treatment?
Alfonso: I had to do it so Michelangelo wouldn't leave me!

by Arizonan Treatment September 20, 2013