A common torture mechanism used by the CIA in order to laugh at the hell they go through. Very agonizing process which lasts a whole school year but feels like a century. Halfway through the semester, it is said that students begin to hallucinate seeing Abraham Lincoln at night. PLEASE DO
Little Jimmy: I am considering taking APUSH next year.
Johnny: Wowzers! When is the date for your funeral?
Johnny: Wowzers! When is the date for your funeral?
by TorturedStudent January 02, 2015
Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.
'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'
honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'
honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.
by HopeLover October 19, 2011
1. Advanced Placement United States History.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.
1. "Does your school require that you take APUSH this year?"
2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"
3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."
4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."
5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"
2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"
3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."
4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."
5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"
by Matt GXX November 24, 2011
When you don't go to school simply because you want to avoid APUSH. ie. Pretending to be sick to miss a test.
Jack: You weren't in school today. You missed the APUSH test.
Tom: Dude, I know. I wanted to miss it. I had APUSHitis.
Tom: Dude, I know. I wanted to miss it. I had APUSHitis.
by Woahhhhthereee. March 15, 2010
by apush survivor October 09, 2010
A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.
There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.
There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.
I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.
by JoffrayStirr September 05, 2009
by the eagle of 216 May 07, 2009