If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

April 5 by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

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April 5

National suck your girlfriends titties/ stroke your boyfriends dick day

It’s April 5 today, you know what that means....it’s time to suck my titties.

April 5 by Masterrrrr October 17, 2019

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April 5

All sexy cute amazing model beautiful gorgeous pretty people are born on this day and everyone falls In live with them instantly they will wanna date u even if they hate u they secretly have a crush on you

Stranger:WOW she must be born on April 5

strangers friend:Yep she’s pretty hot

April 5 girl:tehe ;)

April 5 by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020

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April 5

If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.

Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?

April 5 by Yummybrosound March 11, 2021

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