Applewhore

An idiotic Mac fanboy/girl who, in a fit of hatred, seem to believe that Bill Gates' Windows programs are a ripoff of Apple's original design for graphical interface.

Little do these Applewhores know that Apple Computers Inc. was founded by Steve Jobs, alongside his close friend and vice president, Bill Gates. Bill Gates designed running software called Mac-OS. Steve Jobs, along with much of Apple's staff, told Bill he was a retard and that his software sucked. Enraged, Bill Gates quit his job at Apple and formed his own company, Microsoft Corporation, on the basis of this program, which he now called Windows.

Dillon: Bill Gates is a really smart guy.
Brandi: No! He's just a con artist that stole Mac-OS from Steve Jobs!
Dillon: HA! What an Applewhore.

by celeryjackfreak February 17, 2009

applebottom

A juicy, round, sweet "rear-end" or buttox (usually female) that carries an uncanny resemblance to an "apple."

Now that's a juicy <i>applebottom</i>!

by KingBorn360-MW August 7, 2006

Appleholic

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.

Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.

by Gicky May 3, 2010

Applebottom

A female that has an enormous, yet tasteful booty. It is firm, yet soft to the touch.

Vida has an applebottom.

by *Miss New Booty* October 14, 2006

applephobia

Applephobia is the hatred of the multi-national company Apple Incorporated, its products and customers - that is, iPhones, iPads, Macintoshes etc. - sometimes leading to acts of violence and expressions of hostility. Applephobia is not confined to any one segment of society, and can be found in people from all walks of life. An Applephobe is someone who has Applephobia: the diametric opposite of an Apple Fanboy.

Louise from accounting was showing off her new iPhone 6 when Dennis from HR grabbed it, smashed it against a wall and kicked all her teeth out, he suffers from Applephobia really badly.

by Nick-N August 17, 2016

applethetic

having or showing little or no emotion towards Apple's business practices and product line

I used to hate Apple, now I'm kinda applethetic

by shamanticist October 21, 2011

applesolesence

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.

"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"

by Frank Film January 12, 2008