appandectomy

The surgical removal of all traces and knowledge of a pandemic, allowing the patient to move freely about, without mask, without distancing, without concern for the safety of others.

That guy walking right up to you, coughing and passing you by an inch? He's had an appandectomy, with nothing left for him to worry about, except the tilt of his 'make America great again' hat.

by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2020

applaudience

applaudience noun describes the cummulative mass and noise factor generated by both large and small groups of fans when their musical or dramatic heroes perform particularly well.

The bass player winked at his mates and nodded his thanks at the applaudience. Geez, I thought this was just going to be
a little brodown when we got here, he thought to himself.

by Mark W. Schlemmer January 13, 2006

aplandoner

one who "abandons plans" or otherwise cancels, rejects, or changes plans at the last minute, leaving others involved in the plans feeling lonely, bored, and rejected

Kyle: Did you ask John if he is going to the movies tonight?
Kara: Yes, but I know he won't go. He is an aplandoner.

by <fuchsia3 April 22, 2010

Applaudience

An audience that is particularly prone to applause at the smallest of suggestion.

The people at the Aliver Hall show last night at Peach's really liked clapping for, well, anything. What an applaudience!

by acohall26 March 22, 2011

Applauded

Smacked or Clapped (High) to the max. Being on a level of high that could never be reached. The best high you’ve had in a while that is unexplainably good.

I’m just smoked a bong with a mixture of an indica and a honeycomb. I cant even see right now. I am Applauded.

by Slangbox March 29, 2019

applaudience

(n.) the sound produced by a cheering audience, particularly after a spectacular performance

"The applaudience for the horn ensemble was enough to make a grown man cry"

by tunaholmsquid March 8, 2026