An apathetist is someone who instead of believing in the existence or non-existence of God, simply chooses not to give a flying rat's arse on the subject. They are freed from the delusion of religion; freed from the smugness of atheism; and freed from the indecision of agnosticism.
In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.
In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.
Religious: "Praise the Lord!! I live and breathe for Jesus!!"
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."
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Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
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Bill: DON'T YOU EVEN CARE WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU? THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.
Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-
John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.
Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-
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Apathetic kid: *doesn't look at page and doesn't care*
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