where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
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2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
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Cello quartet from Finnland. Classically-trained, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, and Perttu Kivilakso combine metal, rock, and (modern) classial music into what they are today.
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Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
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Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
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an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
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How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.
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The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
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