anterograde tomorrow

an exo fanfic with the "kaisoo" pairing (kai (kim jongin) and do kyungsoo) written by changdictator on livejournal. it's arguably the most popular piece of fanfiction in the exo fandom.
anterograde tomorrow is about a young man with amnesia, do kyungsoo, and the writer kim jongin (kai), and how they fell in love and what happened afterwards.

this fic is popular because of its storyline, writing style, and heart-wrenching and tear-inducing scenes.

person 1: have you read anterograde tomorrow?
person 2: yes, it ripped my heart into two. damn that fic.

by seouldownn January 25, 2014

alterous

A type of love that is neither completely platonic nor romantic. When you have alterous feelings for someone, you want to be close to them in any way. You might want to date them, yet not feel heartbroken if they say they'd rather be friends. But conversely, if they asked you out, you'd be happy to accept. Just so long as your relationship is close and strong, you're happy!

Two alterous people might have a queerplatonic relationship with each other.

Alterous feelings can be very intense! If you experience alterous attraction but don't know about the term, it can be easy to confuse for romantic love. Just remember, romance isn't inherently stronger than other types of love.

Alterous attraction is common among asexual and aromantic people, but can be experienced by people of all orientations!

I love you, in an alterous way. I think of you as a close friend, and I'm completely satisfied with that. But if you love me romantically, I'd be willing to try dating you too. I'd even have sex with you if you wanted me to! So long as we're emotionally close, I'm happy. You mean everything to me, and I want to do anything I can to make you happy.

by bonespook July 30, 2020

Anthropodermic bibliopegy

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

by Knowfacts January 1, 2012

Giannis Antetokounmpo

A Greek NBA player who currently plays for the Milwaukee Bucks. He is considered to be one of the best players in the league and is an MVP candidate.

Person 1: Did you watch Giannis Antetokounmpo play last night?
Person 2: Yeah he dropped 40 on the Indiana Pacers and basically dunked on their whole team

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

alterous attraction

Alterous Attraction is normally used in the asexual/aromantic community. It describes feelings you have for someone that is neither strictly platonic or romantic; It's somewhere in the middle

Girl #1: Do you have a crush on Bob?
Girl #2: No, I just have Alterous Attraction to him. It's complicated

by Heartless_Aromantic_ September 24, 2017

hyperbolic anerocerator

hyperbolic aneroceratorA non-existent or fictional thing which is referred to when person using word has no idea what they are talking about.
I have never heard anyone other than my father, who was a guidance system specialist in the U.S. Army in the 1960's and 70's use it.He was stationed in Europe for almost two decades.Just wondering if anyone else has ever heard it.

"Hey John, why is the can opener not working?"
"I don't know dude, maybe the hyperbolic anerocerator is broken."

by Derberserker June 3, 2004

alterous attraction

often used between friends and in the ace/aro community. basically an ambiguous attraction thats indistinguishable between platonic or romantic, like being unable to tell if you have a crush on them or just really enjoy being their friend.

Person 1: would you go out with (name), person 2?
person 3: no way they would! (name) is their best friend

person 2: sure i would, i have an alterous attraction to them, im fine dating them or not dating them

by orianna the piranha June 26, 2019