- Tall and has a hot bod. She slim thiccc
- She has the sort of tan that most white girls can never quite get.
- Shes also got these thick ass eyebrows with some insane arches that she can't fucking appreciate
- She has lots of creepy dolls on her bed and they look like chucky but somehow she sleeps with them
- Annalisa is fucking bitch who is always right. She will never accept that she is wrong, even when she knows she is, she won't say it.
- Has recently developed an obsession with her geography teacher
- But shes a bit of a rat when it comes to Paris
- Ily Johnny
- She has no clothes for some reason, except for this one shirt that she wears. But she's got loads of ugly clothes that still fit her
- Is very in ur face and loud and sometimes funny
- Likes sleeping on shitty beds when at sleepovers
- Wants to be super smart all the time but the one time she drops in her grades, she has a mental breakdown
- She has the sort of tan that most white girls can never quite get.
- Shes also got these thick ass eyebrows with some insane arches that she can't fucking appreciate
- She has lots of creepy dolls on her bed and they look like chucky but somehow she sleeps with them
- Annalisa is fucking bitch who is always right. She will never accept that she is wrong, even when she knows she is, she won't say it.
- Has recently developed an obsession with her geography teacher
- But shes a bit of a rat when it comes to Paris
- Ily Johnny
- She has no clothes for some reason, except for this one shirt that she wears. But she's got loads of ugly clothes that still fit her
- Is very in ur face and loud and sometimes funny
- Likes sleeping on shitty beds when at sleepovers
- Wants to be super smart all the time but the one time she drops in her grades, she has a mental breakdown
Person: Annalisa what r u gonna wear
Annalisa: What do you think?
Annalisa: *pulls out the holy grey shirt*
Annalisa: What do you think?
Annalisa: *pulls out the holy grey shirt*
by egyptiancottonbitches November 29, 2018
by Redleader90 February 10, 2017
Annalisa is a stubborn, indenial young lady that has a very fixed mindset. In order to get through to Annalisa you have to be certain that your name is Chris Hemsworth, Jason Momoa or Brad Pitt but due to her stubbornness she has yet to realise that it's never going to happen. Recently Annalisa has had an obsession with her Geography teacher and she can't be stopped. Annalisa is also certain that she never admits she is wrong especially when she's is. Careful not to insult her closet because it's a sensitive bitch. Also Annalisa is always adamant on claiming her loyalty however when it comes down to her day one besties or getting into the squad, she is certain to have a selfish moment and slide in wherever she can, even if she is deemed a rat.
*Annalisa blatantly insults someone but refuses to back down cause she can't let them see her break. THIS IS THE MARINES*
Girl: Annalisa that's so mean how could you say that?
Annalisa: Well I don't think it's mean and I'm not fucking apologising.
Annalisa: Well I didn't say it like that.
Girl: Annalisa that's so mean how could you say that?
Annalisa: Well I don't think it's mean and I'm not fucking apologising.
Annalisa: Well I didn't say it like that.
by IAMFUCKINGBOUJEE November 29, 2018
Probably one of the prettiest girls in the world. she's funny, amazing, and can hold a long relationship. she can be mean if you agravate her. they usually have an electric personality and a great zest for life. she usually have more guy friends then girls. she can cheer just about anyone up. she can be a bit emotional. she loves to show her creative side whether she knows she has it or not. she's usually a social butterfly. and you'll fall in love when your eyes meeta female that is a very nice,caring person and people adore her and enjoy her company but is too confused of life. She is an amazing singer and can dance and act. She loves to talk to others and is the shit! She is the SEX BOMB ;)
Boy: Hey
Annalisa Turner: Hey
Boy: hows it going?
Annalisa Turner: good and what about urself?
Boy: I'm good. Do you wanna go out sometime?
Annalisa Turner: Sure, check your pocket. (Gets up and leaves, boy checks his pocket and finds Annalisa's number.)
Annalisa Turner: Hey
Boy: hows it going?
Annalisa Turner: good and what about urself?
Boy: I'm good. Do you wanna go out sometime?
Annalisa Turner: Sure, check your pocket. (Gets up and leaves, boy checks his pocket and finds Annalisa's number.)
by FortuneTeller101 June 28, 2010
THE FUCKING THICKEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET, LIKE HOLY FUCK HER ASS IS SO NICE🤤 Softball girls be hittin different
by Anau’s Best Friend October 24, 2019
The cutest couple to ever walk the Earth. They always compliment each other and will love each other for the rest of they're lives. They never fight, unless one or the other is discouraging themselves and making themselves seem less than they are. They’re very supportive of each other and always cheer each other up. They cherish every moment spent together and hope that it never ends. Despite they’re occasional differences, they will love each other to the day they die.
by You’reBadAtLying December 12, 2018
The process of a woman removing a particularly soaked through tampon or pad, placing it in the palm of her hand and then clapping as hard as she can. Spraying the used and clotted lining of the her uterine wall about the room like a vampiric Jackson Pollock
I really need to chew my food more, I just shat out a brick and tore myself. The toilet bowl looks like someone did a "dirty annalisa" into it
by imjustken May 9, 2023