Aniston

A bitch ass hoe who is usually flat in chest and ass and will fuck anybody who will let her.

God, Aniston is such a bitch.

Aniston by LilDickClique June 11, 2018

Aniston

They’re pretty fun to be around, but don’t trust or rely on them ever. They might ask you to hang out and get you high, just to leave you when they know you don’t have a ride knowing damn well your house is thirty minutes away, and both your parents are working and your brother has the car. Don’t hang out with them alone, or at least have a way to get home when they inevitably leave you for their cooler friends. Use them for their weed and I guess their nic if ur into that, but otherwise they’re useless. They’ll use you when they have no one else, but the second they get the chance, they’ll leave you and have no remorse

You: hey Aniston, why’d you leave me yesterday

Aniston: oh my friends wanted to hang out
You: oh. But weren’t we hanging out?
Aniston: uh I guess, but that was when they hadn’t asked me yet

Aniston by Origami endorphins June 3, 2022

Aniston Montague>>

She is the best girlfriend I could possibly ask for. I love her❤️

ANISTON MONTAGUE>>

Aniston Montague>> by Aniston Motnague February 8, 2023

jennifer aniston 

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

jennifer aniston by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

jennifer aniston 

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.

"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"

jennifer aniston by Mike curleson June 11, 2006

Jennifer Aniston 

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

Jennifer Aniston by Matthias Mashburn May 13, 2005

Jennifer Aniston 

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.

guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw

Jennifer Aniston by Mrs X September 22, 2005