Angry bird

Idiot who has no life

Kaiden is a rage angry bird

by YaFatMomWhoHasNoLife August 31, 2018

Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!

We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023

Angry Bird Feeder

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.

Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...

by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011

Angry Bird Shit

Playing Angry Birds whilst shitting.

I just got my angry bird shit on big time.. had to bring in the mighty eagle.

by warso March 5, 2011

Angry Bird Physics

Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.

Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.

by rockthecashbar87 October 28, 2011

Angry Bird Flu

When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.

Nick-Tobi has been playing Angry birds now stop for days!

Mike-He must have the Angry Bird Flu.

by shyguyjr January 22, 2011

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011