Anchovy

When two people cannot decide on the attractiveness of a third - usually when one person finds them hot and the other not. Much like the divisive reaction to finding anchovies on your pizza.

(Guy One) Dude she's hot!
(Guy Two) Fuck no, I've scraped better looking crap off my shoes.
(Together) ANCHOVY!

by Miss Tessmacher October 8, 2010

anchovie

What you find in your mouth after giving head to a girl.

"Don't bother with that chick. She left an anchovie in my mouth last time."

by brad March 28, 2008

Anchovy

An acronym meaning "Any Nigga Can Have Or Violate You". Used to describe a dumb bitch who ignores a guy who is genuinely interested in her to spend time with "the in crowd", "players" and people who have no respect for her.

Damn, that bitch is an anchovy! Look at her let those guys fondle her on the dance floor!

by Bob Whyte August 19, 2016

Anchovy

Noun used to describe the form of female pubic hair that is neatly trimmed in a thin straight line similar to a canned anchovy fillet.

Jane: How do you take care of your business down there?

Eileen: I don't like it crowded down there, I have an anchovy.

by heyyou21 October 23, 2009

Anchovy Sundae

Refers to a woman's vagina that is exceptionally smelly.

"I got her drawers off, but as I was getting down to it I caught a whiff of her fanny. Talk about toe rag this was an anchovy sundae!"

by AKACroatalin March 30, 2015

Anchovie's Cunt

The smelliest thing on Earth

Fred: I just got back from the gym, do you think i should shower?

George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt

by Pigoutultra August 24, 2009

Anchovy Paste

The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.

I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.

The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.

The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020