Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive,
irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic
individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Person: I feel like a goose is
watching me, must be my Anatidaephobia.
Person: *looks behind them*
Goose: HJONK
Person:
EEEEEEEEE *dat boi be runnin*
Goose: *
running* You are fast but goosey is faster