albordas

albatos, alfredo, albordas. totally not a misspelling of albedo.

omg have you seen albordas in genshin impact?? you know, my favorite character, albordas, the alchemist! 😍

by tortilla simp April 21, 2021

Alford

Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.

"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.

by Gary Barry October 31, 2011

Alford

1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.

by AussieChum February 5, 2010

Going to Alford

A euphemism used in a similar fashion as "Going to see a man about a dog".

'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.

Where's Kyle?

He's 'Going to Alford' for the night.

Filthy bugger.

by Gary Barry November 13, 2011

Alford

when someone takes your car

oh that sucks. you have been alford

by SolidName January 29, 2015

Michael Alford

He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.

Him an kyle's are good friends.

Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.

by chickenanliverisyuck September 10, 2011

Anesho dar avordin

When a group of people,specially Iranian people, find something interesting and don’t stop posting about it until it feels like shit to look at.

Ali : *posts the same shit everyone are posting *
Ahmad: Ali bro you totally anesho dar avordin

by Icantthinkofafunnynamernpfff August 16, 2018