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Alternative facts 

Lies or made up facts when the truth or facts make 'The Donald' or 'Team Trump' look negative
"Angered by the media's portrayal of inauguration crowds, President Trump's new press secretary, Sean Spicer, espoused a few easily disproved facts during his first news conference — eliciting groans from critics wary of four years of what Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway referred to as 'alternative facts.'", as reported by CNN.

Alternative facts 

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.
Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.

Alternative Facts 

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.
The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.
Alternative Facts by poidogp January 22, 2017

Alternative Facts 

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.
Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.
Alternative Facts by @dumptrump January 22, 2017

Alternative facts 

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit
A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"

Alternative Facts 

(Phrase)
Definition: Things I want to be true
Synonym: Truthful Lies
Alternative facts have been brought forward today which show that death is good for your health.