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Christian Allister

Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.
by iamsoinlovewithchristian October 30, 2021
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alabaster retard

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard
by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
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Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.
Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!
by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009
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alabaster retard

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"
by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
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alleater

Consumes everthing, independent of type, genre or category. Often used for music or movies.
Musically, I am an alleater. Play it and I will listen.
by JohnLl July 7, 2010
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assmaster

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.
by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003
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assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.
Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.
by cartman69 March 30, 2005
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