alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 5, 2006

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

alarm clock

A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.

My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.

by spel itt rite September 19, 2006

Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

alarm clock

THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.

"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"

by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012