alamo

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.
"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."
by Mike August 25, 2004
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Having balls to the walls marathon sex with a partner knowing that it's the last time because you're going to break up with them afterward.
I had the best sex with her last night ... I'll always remember "The Alamo."
by The Rock Man December 06, 2010
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A place in Nor Cal, 925, right next to danville or, d-ville if you live there. If you lived here then you went to MV, poor soul. A boring town with nothing to do. That's about all I can think of.
"Are ya smokin yet?!"
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A camping spot on the map town in Black Ops 2 Zombies. It is where the box usually appears and it has a fenced in area. Zombies can only come in by one side
"Guys lets go to the Alamo after I pack a punch my HAMR!" said Bob
"Sure I'll save a crawler for you" said Jim
by FatManNamedBonjo May 13, 2015
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The bowl game that refs go to to practice making bad calls. Also known as Lloyd Carrs last stand.
Ref #1: Should we call too many players on the field?
Ref #2: No, that would be a good call, we are at the alamo bowl to practice making bad ones.
by jacob157 January 11, 2006
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alamo is the misspelling for “lmao
ALAMOOO, oh shit autocorrect, it was meant to be lmao sorryyyy
by daffii November 03, 2020
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when 5,000 dirty mexicans amazingly defeated 156 texan farmers including Davie crocket
dirty mexican: ha take that retard americans we won at the alamo
some american: Mexico sucks
by capitalismforever1 March 13, 2010
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