Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.
by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008
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- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia
- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia
by Bello80 March 23, 2011
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Get the Asselmandate mug.similar to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are often the result of not wiping well enough after crapping or not wiping at all. In most western cultures asselfunkels are considered a symbol of poor hygiene and are in bad taste....very bad taste.
Bob: Hey Tom, what's that on your ass? did you sit on a box of raisins or something?
Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?
Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?
by carionboy March 24, 2010
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is a person that has very strong opinions and will fight to stand up for them. Very energetic and interesting to talk to. and she don't ever fake the funk!! Is usually laid back and fun to be around.
hates being left alone and is a crazy a** party-er. Is a good dancer, as well as a singer. Loves videogames(especially the classics).She can be stubborn and want things done her way.
She is one of the most lazy people you will ever meet. Slacking is one of her best qualities, procrastinating on homework until last minute but she still manages to get A's. Is mischevious and is good at lying.Her physical apperience is beautiful and exotic looking, with long thick hair and big brown eyes. She has massive tata's and an OK badonkadonk. She laughs at inappropriate moments and acts like a little kid most times. Her goal in life is to own a Baby Panda. In all she is a nice person just dont hit her psycho b*tch button.
is a person that has very strong opinions and will fight to stand up for them. Very energetic and interesting to talk to. and she don't ever fake the funk!! Is usually laid back and fun to be around.
hates being left alone and is a crazy a** party-er. Is a good dancer, as well as a singer. Loves videogames(especially the classics).She can be stubborn and want things done her way.
She is one of the most lazy people you will ever meet. Slacking is one of her best qualities, procrastinating on homework until last minute but she still manages to get A's. Is mischevious and is good at lying.Her physical apperience is beautiful and exotic looking, with long thick hair and big brown eyes. She has massive tata's and an OK badonkadonk. She laughs at inappropriate moments and acts like a little kid most times. Her goal in life is to own a Baby Panda. In all she is a nice person just dont hit her psycho b*tch button.
dude1: Did you see Aisslynn lasy night?
dude2: HELL YA, she was a crazy motha fucka!!
dude1: She crazy.
dude2: HELL YA, she was a crazy motha fucka!!
dude1: She crazy.
by bedda dreads June 14, 2011
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She loves memes and sounds like a dinosaur. She wheezes so damn loud but at least she’s pretty. THOT PATROL
She has very aesthetic clothing and loves hoodies.
She loves memes and sounds like a dinosaur. She wheezes so damn loud but at least she’s pretty. THOT PATROL
She has very aesthetic clothing and loves hoodies.
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