Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.

Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"

by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007

cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy

"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"

by dlocker April 5, 2010

Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

Cincinnati Air-Freshener

To fart in an enclosed space subject to traffic and quickly leave, with no one recognizing the culprit.
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)

I left a Cincinnati Air-Freshener in the elevator right before I got out.

by DougWL July 25, 2008

cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.

Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

cincinnati air freshener

n. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to experiance

Dude 1:dude i just totally cincinnati air freshener'ed that elevator
Dude 2:dude youre whack

by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006

Tijuana Air Freshener

Farting inside of a room or small, enclosed space.

That guy ate too many bean burritos. He filled the bar with Tijuana Air Freshener. Man that dudes ass smells so bad!

by FUCK NUTT January 3, 2008