air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
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A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)
"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.
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An air-biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.
Lee loves to spraff for air-biscuits.
by sangajin January 09, 2007
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to expell gas while deficating.
My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.
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When a cat makes a "making biscuits" kneading motion in the air with its paws. Typically a sign of contentment.
Awww, Eddie is so cute when he's all blissed out making air biscuits like that.
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A fartthat is usually silent. Also can be called an SBD (silent-but-deadly) Not good for people in enclosed areas.
Eww, you just floated an air biscuit!
by Inquisitor911 February 14, 2005
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