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agon

to cause or be in extreme pain or agony; to hurt
My shoulder agons every time I try to write.

Molly agoned to much after Dave left her last week.
by whYTbredd January 12, 2008
mugGet the agonmug.

agonal breathing

Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.
Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019
mugGet the agonal breathingmug.

Dr. Agon

The alter ego of jancik the halfwit. When super excited this alter ego will make an entrance .
Smart people: jancik you are non rec’d for promotion

Dr. Agon: YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE DRAGON
by Daniel P. Wollay August 31, 2019
mugGet the Dr. Agonmug.

agonized fat bitch

a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.
Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.
by danodanodano January 15, 2011
mugGet the agonized fat bitchmug.

oblong agon

You are a oblong agon whore. Also retained to have a long time whore, having a long whore whore you out.
by anonymous September 2, 2023
mugGet the oblong agonmug.

agon leshi

when the stripper does the sexy by cutting a bowl cut in ur pubes
Damn Shawty doing the agon leshi
by alaxanderprussia September 17, 2020
mugGet the agon leshimug.

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