After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was

Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret

by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019

Alternutting

Alternating between lesbian and gay porn rapidly until you nut. (1-3 sec interval between gay porn and lesbian porn. Try not to nut while watching the gay porn. Make sure you switch to the lesbian porn in time)

Person 1: "I'm gonna try alternutting"

Person 2: "That's risky bro. What if you nut on the gay porn instead of lesbian because you didn't switch in time?"

Person 1: *unzips pants, proceeds to alternut*

by Dudeeti November 6, 2021

Afternugget

A small raisin sized anal escapee which makes itself known by a signature "reverse suppository" sensation post-wipe. Usually strikes just as you are exiting the toilet. Fear that your behaviour may alert others to the presence of an Afternugget means you do not immediately return to the commode to deal with the fecal rogue, opting instead to let the laundromat worry about it. One must resist the urge for full-digit-deep-scratching that the Afternugget may inspire after rumbling around your ring piece for half an hour or so.

"John your undies are disgraceful! I hate doing your washing!!"

"Shaddup biarch, I had a Afternugget"

by Coelacanthus July 1, 2014

After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

afternator

an afternator is a person who read the “after” series and loves miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes-Tiffin with all their heart. an afternator also stans the rest of the afternoon cast and the writer, anna todd, for the “good casting”

“I’m a proud afternator”

“Omg i love being an afternator”

by maybe it’s me ;) October 15, 2019

afternugget

After taking a dump, when you are walking away from the bathroom that one little nugget that you couldnt get to come out while on the pot, decides to come out in your pants.

some dude: Damn man I just took a dump!
some other dude: Then why are you going back in the can?
original dude: Aw man I just had an afternugget

by Danimal3805 January 16, 2009

After Nut

Having sperm leak from your dick after previously nutting

After masturbating, Jimmy received an after nut.

by DaddySkolas May 12, 2018