aftermath

The unexpected 'spurt' that comes after you get done rubbing one off. Always comes after you put your pants back on. Usually results in sticky boxers.

The aftermath really messed up my boxers, I had to tell my mom to wash them again.

aftermath by Sitting Duck May 7, 2004

Aftermath

what happens after eating taco bell.

guy1: hey man wanna go to the movies tonight?
guy2: nah i cant im dealing with the aftermath
guy1: oh shit(no pun intended), sorry to hear that

Aftermath by forking paths January 13, 2009

Aftermath

The morning after a particularly long and epic house party, or night out.
Typically characterised by a godawful hangover, a house furnished with destroyed items and other detritus that can be found up to 4 streets away, passed out individuals scattered all over the house/garden, and a prevailing sense that despite the current state of affairs, the previous festivities will be remembered for years to come.

"Holy shit, bro! The aftermath of that party was unreal, it took us 4 days to clean that place!"

"Dude, I'm still feeling the aftermath of that night out even now...was so worth it though!"

Aftermath by Deathmonkey87 January 25, 2009

Aftermath

Noun; A superior group/crew/gang. An elite.

Yo son, I'm Aftermath. Whats really good?

Aftermath by DennisKilla November 21, 2003

Aftermath

The second and final Command & Conquer: Red Alert add-on which adds powerful units like Chrono Tanks, Tesla Soldiers, M.A.D. Tanks, and other such marvels into the game, in addition to adding even more missions to this already wonderful game. Can be stack-installed with Counterstrike.

"So, Aftermath is the last Red Alert 1 add-on?"
"I'm afraid so."

Aftermath by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005

aftermath

after cupcaking someone, quickly rub your hand a further time upon their nose so they can smell the aftermath.

quickly tom, smell the aftermath.

aftermath by czornsley December 9, 2007

Aftermath

adjective. The time when math class ends.

"what happens aftermath?"
"Too bad we don't have lunch aftermath.

Aftermath by anonymous December 16, 2020