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brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.
That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.
by Zebora September 21, 2017
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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aftergirth

The small amount of sticky, residual semen that comes out of a penis that has ejaculated and since become flaccid. When the penis becomes soft after ejaculation, the urethra becomes less constricted and allows a small amount of seminal fluid to pass through and drip out the tip, sometimes minutes after ejaculation occurs.
I should have waited a while to put my clothes on after that quickie yesterday, my aftergirth made a damp mess of my boxer briefs!
by psychodelick December 14, 2013
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afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.
Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.
by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003
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overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!
by J_P June 20, 2004
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oaky afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.
*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"
by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021
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1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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