Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
by Dr. Clash October 20, 2007
Get the Advertisingmug. Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018
Get the Advertisementsmug. by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008
Get the advertisingmug. Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
by JayBay1 June 15, 2011
Get the advertisementmug. In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
Get the advertisemug. by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 17, 2017
Get the Advertisementmug. A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.
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by ESBirdnerd March 2, 2021
Get the Advertisementmug.