Advertising

The tool of the devil.

Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya!

by rnr January 7, 2005

Advertising

The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.

Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.

by Louieman November 30, 2004

Advertising

The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.

Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.

by Dr. Clash October 20, 2007

advertising

when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing

"Wait hun, you're advertising"

by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008

advertisement

Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".

Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."

by JayBay1 June 15, 2011

advertise

In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.

Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

Advertisement

A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.

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by ESBirdnerd March 2, 2021