adult

A person who thinks that they are always right and you are always wrong because they are 18 years out of their mother's buttocks and you are not.

Adult: It doesn't matter if we cheat, steal, lie, kill other people, abuse drugs or start illegal wars for profit or how many times we were wrong beforehand, you must always obey us without question.
Child: Screw you!
Adult: Faints, before screaming "Go to your room"!

by Hot.rodz September 2, 2019

Adulting

Post adolescence when the light in your eyes fade away and dies.

Adulting sucks.

by myunitedstatesofwhatever June 15, 2016

Adulting

Being a responsible adult. Used by immature 20-somethings who are proud of themselves for paying a bill.

So tired from adulting! I went to my 8-5 job today! Look at me!

by bartimeas December 27, 2015

adult

the reason for so much evil and stupidity on this earth. everything that is wrong on earth is caused by adults and still children gotta respect them.

rick-i have become an adult now

jack-oh welcome to moronhood

by martianthemarvin December 3, 2011

adulted

the act of being an adult; to do things your parents would normally do, but they aren't around, so now you have to do them whether you know how or not.

Today I adulted when I took out a loan for school without my parents being there.

by Jc23 September 10, 2015

Adulting

Adulting (verb)
1. The act of being adult-ish
2. "Becoming" an adult

As a kid adulting was a dream, but as an adult adulting sucks!

by ragingcolt1029 November 27, 2017

Adult

What Peter Pan told you not to be

Peter Pan: You left me, to become a Adult

by Dammit Joshua January 14, 2019