one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on loveline on kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them, my band of unemployable idiots'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
by B3N_1x34 June 15, 2008
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If it requires a stupid-or-liar test then the topic is due/primed/ripe and ready to be Adam Carolla'd
If it requires a stupid-or-liar test then the topic is due/primed/ripe and ready to be Adam Carolla'd
Person 1 - Did you know that a leaf blower makes more pollution than an F-150 truck?
Person 2 - Really wow! They should make them illegal because in addition to that are a huge noise annoyance to the residents as well.
Person 1 - Did you know they already are illegal?
Person 2 - Jeeze! Someone should have Adam Carolla'd this topic with the governor because everyone's getting leaf-lung!
Person 2 - Really wow! They should make them illegal because in addition to that are a huge noise annoyance to the residents as well.
Person 1 - Did you know they already are illegal?
Person 2 - Jeeze! Someone should have Adam Carolla'd this topic with the governor because everyone's getting leaf-lung!
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