When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
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Often related to "taking the black pill."
Often related to "taking the black pill."
Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.
by AOmundson September 22, 2020
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Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
by YAWA February 24, 2019
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by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.
Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.
Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-
by IfuckLolisLMAO May 23, 2018
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by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009
Get the Accelebate mug.A machine or device used to accelerate subatomic particles at extremely fast speeds using electric fields. It can even separate components of atoms!
kevin - Dude that was some serious crap you just proved.
jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!
kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?
jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)
jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!
kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?
jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)
by Twinkymobile October 25, 2009
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