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Abundance

A cute, fun, admirable girl who is great to hang around. She brightens up anyone's day. She is a quiet little angel and is a gift from God. She, once she gets to know you, will open right up though. You will enjoy spending all your time with her and her family!
"Abundance is so fun to be around!"
by infoexpert August 16, 2018
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Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
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abundance paradox

In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand
Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is
by Sir. B August 27, 2021
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abundance

A dancing cupcake in a tu-tu!
Person 1: HEY! come over here i have something awesome to show you!
Person 2: Dude, i cant. the buns on this cupcake are DANCING!
Person 1: wow! thats amazing. and sexy.
Person 3 (person 1&2's slightly flamboyant friend): I want a dancing cupcake!
Person 1: here, i have cupcakes for all!
Person 4: whats going on in here? OOOOH! a bun dance!
Person 5: YAY! free cupcake!
Person 6: AHHH!!!! there are too many people in here!
Person 7: its an abundance of dancing buns and people!!!!!!!!
Person 8: Oh no! person one just died from eating tainted buns!
(Person 8 has a deathgasm)
Person 2: WHY DIDNT OUR PARENTS LOVE US ENOUGH TO GIVE US ACTUAL NAMES!?!?
by Mike Dixie Normous March 1, 2008
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Abundance of Jesus

Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.
Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.
by cyclopropanations3 December 23, 2013
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abundance'd

A fucking fuck that gets rejected and memed on.
Kira: Galaxiona, I like you.

Galaxiona: stop lying to yourself faggot.

Abundance'd
by KiraMemeikage July 20, 2017
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