Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

by El Qbano May 1, 2014

Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

yabsticles

Huge female breasts. Catch men's eyes, so large and full that they bounce when the female is standing still. Most famous in Hocus Pocus and Boozin Suzin.

"Gosh darn Zack those tits are bigger than normal yabos."
"You are correct Magoo they are Yabsticles!"
"Wow, I love big titties."

by MiqTall October 18, 2006

Basticles

a general term of annoyance, abuse, etc

Basticles! I just banged my elbow

by Charlie Farlie October 2, 2008

t-asticle

a mid range door stop for a dual door system designed to stop the second door as it closes to the first door. The strip of wood that determines which door has to be shut first.

I broke the t-asticle on my armoire so now it doesn't matter which door I shut first.

by Wiley Burger June 14, 2010

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004