absatively

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

by eostre October 24, 2005

absotively

The combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.

Yes, I absotively agree with the results, Joe! There is no doubt Stu's a nutcase.

by The Missile April 14, 2013

Absotively

Another word for absolutely; used by someone who may forget things

Person 1: I am absotively sure about this.

Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.

by Kheyenne September 29, 2017

Absotively Posilutely

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

by softball_queen January 8, 2009

absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

absatively

smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively

absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

absitively-posilutely

adv. - most assuredly; possitively; without a doubt.

"I need that absitively-posilutely delivered by tomorrrow morning; better send it UPDex."

by onemoorrless December 9, 2013