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Abortment

Abortment is the next level for disappointment for children and adults of all ages, it’s when your family wishes they would have aborted your ass
Savanah and Stacy are examples of abortments. There parents should have aborted them, since they are huge disappointments
by Stuce and Sav February 24, 2019
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aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.
I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.
by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009
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aborted fetus

removed tampon that is laying on the top of the trash can...
Man! Get your aborted fetus out of the trash!!
by manicole May 13, 2005
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Aborted fetus cells

What Karen thinks is in the coronavirus virus vaccine
Me: are you vaccinated

Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
by mrguy122345 April 11, 2021
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Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.
Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
by MindGrapes September 2, 2016
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Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
He was half-aborted looking
by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015
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partially aborted fetus

When a woman is getting an abortion and changes her mind part-way through, but the baby is just not the same anymore, that's a partially aborted fetus.
"Mommy's decision to go through with her partially aborted fetus cost lil' Timmy an arm and a leg."
by InappropriateNoodle January 12, 2018
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