abratious

A mixture of abrasive and facetious. Comments intentionally made to piss someone off but not 100% true.

"That fucking beaner is a fixie-riding hipster," said Ben.

"That's not very nice," said Simon.

"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.

by funnyjob May 11, 2011

abulation

A schedule of any routine, habitual duties.

I have been so behind I have not yet been able to finish my morning's abulations.

by wispofwildfire March 5, 2009

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

Ablution 2013

A nigga who likes to whine and poop the party

Real nigga: “Let’s go on a car ride”
Ablution 2013: “ Nooo i’m an ablution we can’t gooo!”

by desmondBill November 1, 2023

ablasion

another word for fire. (uh-blay-zhuhn)

"Oh my! That is a mighty big ablasion!"

by Danielle M November 6, 2006

Ablutions

One of the greatest Call of Duty players. Usually seen playing with inFraReddd

friend 1: "damn man Ablutions just 1v3 clutched!"
friend 2: "yeah man hes pro."

by quickscope721 September 26, 2010

Ablationist

Ablationist
noun
A practitioner of controlled removal; one who shapes objects not by adding, but by subtracting — typically using heat, erosion, time, or entropy as tools.
In Cardology:
An ablationist is someone who uses fire, motion, oxygen, and patience to let cardboard reveal its final form by losing what it does not need.
Example:
"He didn’t carve it — he ablated it."

Ablationist "He didn’t carve it — he ablated it."

by Heymuse December 25, 2025