aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

by pacaderm January 14, 2011

aardvark

(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...

aardvarks are super ugly

by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006

aardvark

The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!

Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???

by anna_banana897 June 10, 2005

Aardvark

A man amogst men. well known and considered a plug in most circles. The kind of guy who gets a high from talking to people.

Aardvark went 3 days without sleep because he was too busy getting high just talking to people.

by Haardvark November 3, 2018

aardvark

a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement

If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it

by Prof. Ainsley McIntyre December 28, 2005

aardvark

A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.

Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!

by Brian H November 6, 2004