aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

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girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

by pacaderm January 13, 2011

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(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...

aardvarks are super ugly

by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006

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Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???

by anna_banana897 June 04, 2005

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Aardvark

A man amogst men. well known and considered a plug in most circles. The kind of guy who gets a high from talking to people.

Aardvark went 3 days without sleep because he was too busy getting high just talking to people.

by Haardvark November 04, 2018

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a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement

If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it

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A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.

by Brian H November 06, 2004

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