Aardvarking 

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

Aardvarking by md5375 March 25, 2009

aardvarkian 

Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!

Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.

aardvarkian by The Aardvarkian Minister of De October 26, 2017

Ardvarking

1: The art of eating or drinking through the nose. (The most popularly used definition).

2: The art of eating inects with your tongue as a grabber of the insects. Most likely associated with ants and small insects.

1: "OMG, you missed it! Leah was ardvarking last night, and she ardvarked three whole shrimp AND a package of root beer!'

2: "Ew, that guy over there is ardvarking... and in a public place..."

Ardvarking by NaihleenSyphon April 4, 2012

Ardvarking

The exit code word that you give when you're on a bad date.

I went on a date last night, it wasn't going well so I had to tell him I was ardvarking out!

Ardvarking by JessRae414 October 28, 2020

aardvarkist 

A person who hates aardvarks or thinks they are ugly

My friend thinks aardvarks suck. He’s aardvarkist

aardvarkist by Aardvarkist May 23, 2024