Can take place at different situations-for example when someone farts at dinner,or when u say "Dude,Fuck my boss!!!" and then u realize he's right behind u because of the way your job mate is staring at u...Or when u pass by a person u had the craziest sex with,2 days ago and u both were dopped as hell and then u realized it was your friends mother
Shawn:"dog' you're going to love my parents-my mom baked those delicious cookies for friday-now' I want to you to meet my mom-mom,this is Benny!"
---------awkward silence....-----------
me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."
---------awkward silence....-----------
me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."
by Benny D1 March 22, 2007
an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.
sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."
by Kate and Olivia January 09, 2007
awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.
by yomamaisfatt February 02, 2007
An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.
Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 19, 2010
When you do something, such as a fart or a bad joke and all your friends just sit there for 4 or more seconds saying nothing.
by theburningchicken October 30, 2013
by Rene Sydney T. August 11, 2006
An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.
Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
by J Kelso December 12, 2006