August 3rd

National kiss or cuddle your friend day

On August 3rd you have to kiss your friend or cuddle with your friend today no matter what.

Martha: hey bff! It’s August 3rd!
Bethany: oh shoot I guess we have to kiss then cuddle
*kisses then cuddles full spoon*

August 3rd by Ranboobies July 31, 2021

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August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

August 3rd by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

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August 3rd

National wish death upon splatoon fans day

If you don't know what splatoon is splatoon is a game with a Fanbase that is 1000 times worse than the fortnite fanbase

And splatoon fans are the biggest mistakes on earth that have no life and all they do is sit down and play splatoon

So please, there should be a day that we can all wish death upon splatoon fans

Kevin: who's ready for August 3rd?
Me: did you know that August 3rd is national wish death upon splatoon fans day?

August 3rd by When the imposter is sus 😀😀 July 31, 2021