The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
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I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!
I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
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Noun; Company that exists purely to make money of non-profit organizations and the less fortunate individuals they service.
Guy A: Hey look, a homeless guy.
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay
by Friends September 7, 2005
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by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012
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Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.
by stoolie2 May 24, 2014
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by WillyBgood November 10, 2007
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It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.
by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007
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