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Auction Wank

The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).

Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
'Hey guys, last night I had the best Auction Wank! I came just as I won my new wardrobe!'
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
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Auctioner

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.
I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008
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Auctionpay

Noun; Company that exists purely to make money of non-profit organizations and the less fortunate individuals they service.
Guy A: Hey look, a homeless guy.
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay
by Friends September 7, 2005
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food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"
I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's
by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012
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analytical auction behavior

The process of trying to understand and outbid competitors on an auction site such as ebay in order to win the item.
Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.
by stoolie2 May 24, 2014
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Auction House Skank

A person with a female character on the online game World of Warcraft, who strips the character and dances so people will give them money.
Herlyangels such a Auction House Skank she won't stop dancing until some one gives her 1G!
by WillyBgood November 10, 2007
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chinese auction

When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.
by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007
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