abort launch

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006

anal arboretum

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum

"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Abortnite

A game that stormed the gaming community and is widely considered to be played by normies, or Failed Abortions.

Look at those normies playing ABORTNITE. REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dzed June 6, 2018

Spring Arbor University

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

by jaykenguen April 7, 2010

The Abortion Scam

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

Aborgy

When a group of people have an orgy, followed by a group visit to the abortion clinic, to have a party abortion.

Lucas: "Dude, ive never felt so good after having that Aborgy"

by Aborgasim July 10, 2011

Fourth Term Abortion

Aborting someone after birth; pretty much straight up murder

"Bro if you keep acting like this I'm going to give you a fourth term abortion"
"Bro, you going to murder me for talking to your girlfriend?"
"That's right buddy"

by nikanat February 10, 2020