Crass Ass Pants

Low rise jeans. They are pants that fit on the hips and are unappealing to wear. When you bend over, they show off your butt crack. They are also very appeal to men that have crude, dirty, and crass humor.

Sally wore her crass ass pants to school and had all the boys drooling over her. However, she also suffered a wedgie for the entire day.

by theelephant_intheroom April 30, 2022

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Fly Ass Pants

A pair of men's trousers that are amazingly trendy and notably attract positive reactions from the females within visual distances. Such pants may be so "hott" that they require the use of medicated powder to reduce visable sweat areas in an around the nether regions.

Eric wore his fly ass pants to the casino because he knew he needed to bring his A-Game.

by jgame March 19, 2010

ass-to-pants ratio

The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.

"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 9, 2007

ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.

Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"

by Mejo December 16, 2014

Pansie-ass

A person who is weak, physically or mentally. Usually a guy. Sometimes this means that the person is smaller than others, is gay, a prude, a nerd, an emo kid, is straightedge, hasn't ever had a girlfriend, or likes theatre and art.

"I bet you he's too afraid to go to the party!"
"Whatta fucking pansie-ass!"

by haleyyyyy September 11, 2007

Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019