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ass baby 

A mediocre sketch-comedy show...
Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!
ass baby by B. Marshall November 2, 2003

Ass Baby 

A turd, with cum on it.
1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.
Ass Baby by RobAndKendra May 16, 2010

ass baby 

An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.
I can't explain it any better than that. Its just an ass baby.
ass baby by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008

Ass Baby 

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.
Ass Baby by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

ass-baby 

a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth
i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!
ass-baby by maty97 December 16, 2008

Ass-Baby 

When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby
"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"

Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
Ass-Baby by professor Quinta August 17, 2006