ass baby

When a female rhinosaurus gets knocked up by an alien from anal sex, later she has ass babies

Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.

by Pygmaliaa March 26, 2010

ass baby

A mediocre sketch-comedy show...

Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!

by B. Marshall November 2, 2003

Ass Baby

A turd, with cum on it.

1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.

by RobAndKendra May 16, 2010

ass baby

An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.

I can't explain it any better than that. Its just an ass baby.

by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

ass-baby

a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth

i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!

by maty97 December 16, 2008

Ass-Baby

When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby

"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"

Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!

by professor Quinta August 17, 2006