A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".
My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.
by J9 Bug March 16, 2011
by Staeni January 23, 2011
by johnny and plank October 11, 2005
Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.
"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."
by Eleventy7 May 03, 2019
Daddy: Miranda, get out of bed and come downstairs for once!
Miranda: I can't, daddy, I have a terminal case of Boobis Arthritis.
Miranda: I can't, daddy, I have a terminal case of Boobis Arthritis.
by AyoBro May 24, 2018
A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.
There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.
There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.
by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018
"yo u gotta check out athritis"
"aint that the disease or sum shit"
"ye but i mean the arthritis discord server"
"oh im alrdy in it they so cool ong"
"aint that the disease or sum shit"
"ye but i mean the arthritis discord server"
"oh im alrdy in it they so cool ong"
by gay person idk March 30, 2023