April 17th

national max day. people named max have to marry whoever sends them a screenshot to them even if they are fruity.

max: what day is it
me:April 17th, we getting married

On April 17th 1964 the mustang was built.

My cake day🥳
It’s a day wear to hottest bitches in the U.S get ready for hot girl summers

Stacey: ouu the hotties coming out
Alana: No duhh it’s April 17th

on April 17 a guy can ask a girl for nudes and she has to send them

Oh it’s April 17th I should get nudes ready if a boy wants to see them

April 17th by idk.ok. April 17, 2021

National Amy day; all people in the earth should pray to their goddess Amy.

April 17th, pls Amy marry me:(

april 17th

national rub logan whyte’s balls day

“hey logan let me cop a feel of them balls”
april 17th

Hook up with another couple after dinner. The day when one couple swaps with another couple for the night.

April 17th is the one night I get to smash some strange.