anniversary break up

when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary

Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"

by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012

anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

anniversary zero

What is the word for the escape after the wedding? Damn’t Anniversary Zero

Damn’t Sharon, I can’t remember what it’s called. What are they doing after the wedding? Anniversary Zero!

by Randomness3.14 January 28, 2024

dracotok anniversary

date: august 22

“ august 22nd is the dracotok anniversary !” wtf do y’all want me to say lmaoo

by earth2mina August 21, 2021

Vegetarian Anniversary

The yearly recurrence of the date of that one became a vegetarian. Also known as a vegeversary.

Happy vegetarian anniversary, I cannot believe you haven't had meat in five years!

by elleinad1910 January 8, 2012

golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :

You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.

by Whizz211 January 17, 2014